I always thought you were a bit of a dark horse (though perhaps that should now be ‘grey’).

I’m trying to visualise how you measure peas but perhaps I should just leave that one alone…

Your courage in confessing to the Fawlty Towers period of your life is to be applauded and will hopefully encourage those of lesser mettle to come out of the closet and be counted.

Best wishes for the festive season and special ones for your event in the early New Year.

Linda